Rambling Linguistically

Some of my language scripts I have written 

The Khichdi and TMKOC’s combination drama’s script in which i played the role of a writer and a character of Prafful.

Aye Bapu,Halo MLC  

Characters:

Praful:Harsh

Hansa:Heer

Bapuji(Khichdi):Shiv

Himanshu:Adi

Jethalal:Shees

Daya:Ananya

Tapu:Sunay

Popatlal:Kush

Bapuji/Champaklal(Tarak Mehta):Praneet

MLC Student 1:Arya

MLC Student 2:Arnee

MLC Student 3:Kinkinie

MLC Student 4:Nandan

MLC Facilitator:Shaurya

Mr.Vardan Kabra(VK):Vedant

Salarino:Harshil

Antonio: Manan

Solanio:Kinkinie

In tolerance 

Merchant of Venice Scene

Intolerance of the jews was a fact of 16th century life even in Venice, the most powerful and liberal city state in Europe. By law the jews were forced to live in the old walled foundry or ‘Geto’ area of the city. After Sundown the gate was locked and guarded by Christians. In the daytime any man leaving the Geto had to wear a red hat to mark him as a jew. The jews were Forbidden to own property. So they praised unsury, the lending of money at interest. This was against Christian law. Sophisticated Venetians would turn a blind eye to it but for religious fanatics, who hated the jews it was another matter...

Antonio:

In sooth, I know not why I am so sad:

It wearies me; you say it wearies you;

But how I caught it, found it, or came by it,

What stuff 'tis made of, whereof it is born,

I am to learn;

And such a want-wit sadness makes of me,

That I have much ado to know myself.

Salarino:

Your mind is tossing on the ocean;

There, where your argosies with portly sail,

Like signiors and rich burghers on the flood,

Or, as it were, the pageants of the sea,

Do overpeer the petty traffickers,

That curtsy to them, do them reverence,

As they fly by them with their woven wings.

Solanio:

Believe me, sir, had I such venture forth,

The better part of my affections would

Be with my hopes abroad. I should be still

Plucking the grass, to know where sits the wind,

Peering in maps for ports and piers and roads;

And every object that might make me fear

Misfortune to my ventures, out of doubt

Would make me sad.

Scene 1

POP: Arre yeh kaisa natak hai? Koi maza nahi hai aise natak me

Tapu: sach me popatlal uncle..

POP: Cancel, Cancel karo yeh natak!: 

Tyaun tyaun

(Background drumbeat)  On public demand MLC prastut karta hai yeh natak “AYE BAPU- Halo MLC”  

Scene 2 Popatlal coming to Tapu’s house

Popatlaal enters with a wet umbrella, while Bapuji, Tappu and Jetha were sitting

Pop: Namaste Chacha ji! while entering

Bapuji: Are Dibbe! Yeh Chhaate ko andar kaha lekar aaraha hai?

POP: Chacha ji, yeh bichara gila hai. (with a frown face)

Bapuji: Are dibbe! Wo gila hai issliye to Keh raha hu! Bahar rakh de!

POP: (with a frown face he speaks with his umbrella) Sorry dost yeh apna ghar nahi hai!

{at this scene Bapu ji looks angrily at Popatlal, after seeing this Popatlaal starts trembling in fear went to keep his umbrella outside}

POP: Chacha ji mai ab andar aa jaun?

Bapuji: Are dibbe! Tu pehele se hi andar hai !

(He comes and sit)

Bapuji: (calling Daya) Bahu! Popat aaya hai!

(Daya comes in the frame)

Daya: Aur Popat bhai kaise hai aap?

POP: Bas thik hu daya bhabhi.

Bapuji: Bahu, popat chai peene aaya hai !

awkward moment for POP

POP: Nahi Daya bhabhi, aaj chaai pine nahi aaya mai, par chai bana rahe ho to bana hi do.

(Tappu laughs keeping his hand on his mouth)

POP: Aur tappu beta padhai kaisi chal rahi hai?

(Tappu is listening to music with head phones on)

Jetha: Kya batau popatlaal, yeh nalayak to pura din phone me laga rehta hai!

(at this statement Bapu ji gets angry and screams at jetha)

Daya: Aap bhi toh pura din fafda jalebi khate rahete ho

Jetha is about to pinching daya when bapuji interferes

Bapuji: Aye babuchak sahi toh bol rahi hai

POP: Ha Jethalal kya Tappu ko daant ta rehta he, baccho ko azadi doge to hi wo aage badhenge aur seekhenge. 

Bapuji: Aye dibbe! saaf saaf bolna kya bolna hai?

POP: Ha bapuji! Ek naye school hai jaha bacho ko azadi di jaati hai taki wo un cheezo me ja sake jisme  unka mann hai. Aur school walo ka maan naa hai Ke is tarike se Bacche sabse Jyada Jimmedar aur aage badhte hain.

Daya: Popatbhai kya naam hai school ka?

POP: Daya bhabhi school ka naam hai Mavericks learning  centre. Yeh Hamare toofan express me bhi aaya tha, aap logo ne padha nahi?

Jetha: Waise bhi kon padhta hai?(mutters) 

POP: Kya bole jethalal?

Jetha: Kuch Nahi Kuch Nahi.

Tapu: Wah kitni Achhi school hai. Mein to wahan cricket bhi khel sakta hu.

Bapuji: Jethia to chal ek baar yeh school dekh ke aate hain tapu ke liye.

Jetha: Ha baapuji chalte hai.

Daya: Tappu ke papa aap praful  bhai aur Hansa ben ko bhi bulalena school ke liye, wo bhi jacky ke liye naya school dekh rahe the.

(Jetha calls praful, Blackout)

(phone rings on the other side)

Hansa: Aye praful tumhara phone aaya hai

Praful: Kya Hansa(in his accent) Phone to udhar hee hai.

Bapuji: Praful gadhe! woh keh rahi hai ki tera phone baj raha hai,jaa utha.

Praful: Kaha bapu ji, Hansa ne kahan bola  ki phone baj raha hai, jaa utha to bola hi nahi haaa. Che che.

Bapuji: Gadhe ab to jaa ke phone utha.

(praful goes and picks up the phone)

(over call).

Praful: Ha, Ha, Ha, Haan hum ajaenge.

(Praful keeps the phone)

Bapuji: Kaun Tha Praful?

Praful:Jetha Bhai.

Bapuji: Kya bole?

Praful:  Ek naya School hai Woh log dekhne jaa rahe hai. Unhone bola Jacky ke liye dekhne ke liye hum bhi chale.

Bapuji:Thike, Hansa, Tu, Mai aur himanshu chalenge.

Scene 3 Outside Parekh House

Bapuji:Tum me se kisi ko MLC Ka Rasta Pata Hai?

Praful: Babuji me hoon na, mujhe pata he, me 2 sal pehle gaya tha kunkni gam, kamvali ko dhundhne.Subash garden pe 3 bhes bethi hogi wooo karte hue hame vahase left lena hai.

Bapuji: Praful ghadhe, tu to 2 sal pehle gaya tha.Abhi tak wo bhes wooo karti thodi bethi hogi.

Praful: Babuji hame left subhash garden se lena hai bhes waha pe hona ho.

Himanshu: Aap Ko ghadha ghadha kehte rehte hai goge.

Bapuji:[annoyed] chalo chalo.[pushes the car]

Himanshu: Aye bapu yeh gadi chalti hai.

Scene 4 at the frontdesk

Himanshu: Ae Baapu. (to Jethalal and family)

Hansa: Hello, how are khana, khake jana haan, huh?

Bapuji: Hansa yeh apna ghar nahi hai

Praful: Toh Hansa ne kab kaha ki yeh hamara ghar hai.

Daya laughs at this

Frontdesk ma’am: Good morning, welcome to Mavericks Learning Center, its a pleasure to have you here, how may I assist you?

(while this dialogue Hansa is applying make up)

(conversation between jetha and daya)

Jethalal: Tujhe samajh mein aya?

Daya: Voh bol rahe hai ki aaj school band hai.. kal aa na.

Front desk ma’am: No no, the school is open.

Jetha: No ki yes?

Praful: Chalo chalo kal ayenge.

Bapuji: Praful gadhe woh hamara swagat kar rahi hai aur school chalu hai.

Champaklal talks to the ma’am separately: ham hamare bacho ke admission ke liye aye hai. Hame school dekhna hai.

Frontdesk ma’am gets irritated and says: I can show you the class.

Bapuji: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, shanti rakho madam kuch bol rahi hai.

Frontdesk: Mein aap ko class tak toh lek ke ja rahi hu par abhi app sirf teachers se mil paoge kyunki baache tournament mein gaye hai.

Hansa: Haaye haaye praful yeh tournament matlab.

Praful: Tournament Hansa, yeh jo tumne jhumke pehna hai inhe english mein kya kehte hai bolo bolo.

Hansa: Ha ha tournament. 

Tapu: Are use ornament kehte hai. 

Hansa: Aye kuch bhi mat bol ek juhmka ornament do jhumke two ornament: tournament. Aye praful yeh tapu ko bhi bapujhi ki tarah kuch nahi ata.

Himanshu: Wah bhen.

Frontdesk  ma’am: Aap ka family drama ho gaya ho to chale.

Daya: Halo halo.

Scene 5 meeting facilitators

Fac : Welcome to MLC center, My name is shahnaz Patel, I am a…

Praful: Aap teacher hai.

Fac : (tries to say something)

Praful: Meri Hansa bhi teacher bani thi. 

Fac: (again tries to say something)

Praful: Fancy dress mein.

Himanshu: Aye didi karke toh dikha.

Hansa acts and sits like a teacher.

Fac: Yeh teacher hai.

Praful: Ha.

Fac: Toh fir padhate kyun nahi!!!

Himanshu: Kyunki is wakt bahar ayi he wo,teacher agar school mein hogi tabhi padayegina,chobis ghante thodi na bolegi b for biryani, d for dhokla, g for masala.

Fac: M for masala!

Himanshu: Mein garam masale ki baat kar raha hu.

Jetha: Sikh sikh satvi fail.

Daya mutters

Bapuji: Aye babuchak tu kaunsa bada padha, aye tapuda teko pata hai tera bap paachvi mein 3 baar fail hua tha.

Jetha: Kya bapuji, ap bhi kaha sbke samne shuru hogaye.

Bapuji: Aye chup reh babuchak.

Fac: Apko hogaya toh hum…

Hansa: Aye aye ruko, yeh toh dekho mera himanshu aur praful kya bane the fancy dress...

Himanshu lies down

Fac: Yeh kya hai.

Hansa: Garma garam dal..

Fac: Yeh dal hai.

Praful: Ha, giri hui, aur voh dekhiye babuji.

(Bapyji in Patiala pose  front facing, no cover)

Praful: Patila bane thei.

Fac: Lekin voh toh upar hai.

Praful: Ha toh patila nahi gira tha sirf dal giri thi.

(facilitator gets irritated)

Fac: Huh! Please can we….

Hansa: Ek min ek min dekho toh mere praful kya bane the, aye praful. Does hand action

Praful: Sh sh sh.

Fac: Yeh kya hai.

Praful: Taj mahal, taj mahal.

Fac: Ek min, yeh teacher, yeh dal, yeh patila sab samajh aya, par ap taj mahal jaise bilkul nahi dikhte.

Hansa: Praful mahabharat ke time ke taj mahal bane the..

Fac: Mahabharat ke samaye taj mahal tha hi nahi.

Praful: Ha toh isi liye mein taj mahal ki tarah nahi dikhta.

Daya: aur yeh hamare bacho ko sikhane aye. ( Expression)

Bapuji: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, mujhe ek saval hai.

Fac whispers: Koi toh hosh mein. 

Bapuji: facilitator Ben yaha washroom kidhar he?

Fac: Exasperated- agey se right.

Jetha: excuse me madam, boht bhukh lagi he, yaha kuch khane Ko milegai?

Tapu: ha papa aaj menu me pasta he- wheat pasta in spicy lentil soup.

Jetha: Shabash Tapu ye tune kuch badhiya kaam Kiya. Chalo me jara pet puja karke aata hu facilater ben.

Fac:I am felicitator!!! I mean facilitator.

Jetha: okay felicater. Ab khush.

Daya: Ruko thodi der, fir sab k sath chalte he. Facilater ben aap thoda jaldi jaldi Bata do ye MCL k bare me.

Hansa: haay haay 

Jetha: Aise to humara tappu pura din cricket khelega.

Fac: Accha hai na! To wo cricket me aage badhega.

Praful: Ha!! To Phir padhna likhna kaise sikhenge? Che che.

Hansa: Ayye Praful, aise to apni chakki pure din langdi hi khelege!

Himanshu: Aye didi ! Mujhe bhi bachpan me aise school me dalna tha na!

Hansa: Ayye Himanshu tu kuch bhi kuch bhi mat bol haa! 

Daya: Plaiz plaiz (PLEASE)request{In her accent}. Mujhe bhi ek sawal tha facilitator ben!

Fac: Haa… aap bhi boliye..!

Daya: Humara Tappu Ganit (Maths) me bohot kamzor hai!

Jetha: Uss ka Ganit (Maths) me dimaag hi nahi chalta! 

Fac: Don’t worry..Maths aur Language ki classes class lete hai. Once in a week.

Bapuji: to fir baaki ke subject kaise padhenge ? Duniya kaise janenge?

Fac: Project based learning k through ...Learning by doing you know...

Bapuji: Waah yeh to bohot badhiya hai!

Hansa:  Aye kuch bhi mat bolo bapuji? Isme kya accha? To Phir yeh teacher log kya karte hai? Agar sab apne bacche karenge toh..

Fac:Hum unhe guide karenge unke projects me, aur kuch projects hum bhi bacho ke liye organize karte hai.

Daya: Acha toh thik hai..

Jetha: Sare projects app hi karoege toh hamare bache responsible
(in his accent) kese banege

Fac: Bacho ko pure sal me 5 core projects karne hote hai!

Daya: toh us mein se aap kitne karte ho?

Fac: ha usme se hum 3 projects karate hai!

Hansa: kya hota hai usme?

Fac: hum usme arts,science aur humanities ka project organize karenge. 

Jetha : Sabko aapke karae huye projects hi karne padenge?

Fac: No No...Jo bache interested hai wo enroll kar sakte he baaki apne khud ke projects bhi kar sakte hai. Yeh projects compoulsry nahi hote

Bapuji:Acha he acha he.

Scene 6 at Classroom

(Kids coming and throwing their bags and all stuff...All kids making noise in class)

Fac: One two three eyes one me.

No one listens 

Fac calls one students

Fac: Arya, Tell everyone to settle down we have visitors. (Aloud)

Kid 1: (announces) It is ma’am’s order (Hansa gives a confused expression) to settle down or else our Play Time will cancelled.

Hansa: Praful!! Order matlab??

Praful:Order Hansa, jab hum bhoot wali film ka shooting dekhne gaye the tab wo director heroine ko kya bol raha tha, tere samne bhoot khada he tu kum dar rahi he tu or-der or-der.

Hansa:Oh acha acha, or-der, jyada dar.

(Praful gives action)

Fac: Yaar kidhar phas gayii.

MLC students again makes mess ( laughs)

Daya: (claps and tells) Oh facilitators ben, aap ko toh bacho ko sambhal bhi nahi aata, hum dikhate he ki  class kesi li jati he..Hansa bhabhi(action of hand for going)

Hansa: Chu chu, ae bacho betho hum aaj apko garba sikhayenge.(brags to the  teacher) Daya bhabhi shuru ho jaiye.

Daya does garba and goes quite far.

Jetha runs behind her.

 

(Daya is annoyed and mutters)

(While going jetha pinches daya)

Babuji: Mujhe bhi ek saval he

Babuji: Are tulsidas bhai school bacho ko jana he toh... unhe to thode saval puchne dijiye.

Babuji: Ekdam hi sahi bole champakbhai

Jetha: Bapuji(touches his legs)

Bapuji: ha ha 

Fac: So tapu do you have any doubts?

Tapu: Nah mujhe kya dobuts honge mein ek baar mein sab samjh jata hu.

Fac:Thank you.

(Fac 1 calls two of the students to share their experiences with the parents)

Kid1: My experience in MLC was Very frui…..

Daya: Aye hindi hamari matra bhasha hai hindi me bolo.

(Kid1 looks towards Fac in a questioning manner Fac gives a look that shows speak in hindi)

Arya: ok, Mera safar MLC mein atyant faldayak tha. MLC ne mere junoon ki aag ko jalaye rakha, hum apni hasrate yaha rehke poori kar sakte hai. Yeh humara saubhagya hai ki hume is jagha padhne ka mauka mila.

Kush: Hum yaha anokhe pariyojna karya karte hai. Jinse hume zindagi ke liye mehatvapurn seekh milti hai.

Hansa: Daya bhabhi ne tujhe hindi me bolne ko bola tha sanskrit me nahi.

Arya: Mera matlab tha ki MLC se bohot kuch sikhne ko mila, mein ne tournament organize kiya tha pata hai.

Kush: mein ne language event organize kiya tha.

Nandan: Aur mene technology project!

Tapu:Kaash ye sunke papa convince ho jaye, kassh mein iss school mein aa pau, par papa to samajhte hi nahi.

Facilitators gathers students for a class

Fac: okayChildren please settle down for the GK class  

Tapu: ma’am can I also be a part

lFAC: ya ya sure.

(children settling down, one student is dozing off)

MLC student: 

Bapuji: are par abhi to apne kaha ki aap koi classes nahi lete. ( Strike off)

Fac: ha ham nahi lete par thode mahino me bacho ki test ara hi he to hum unhe thodi help kar rahe hai. ( Strike off)

Fac(pointing towards the sleeping student): Are you sleeping in my class?Should i fill your observation.

(Hansa acts that she is confused and tries asking praful where fac interrupted)

Fac: Observation matlab dekhna

Hansa: Itna to mujhe ata he me aise abhand  nahi hu

Fac: Answer my question, were you sleeping in my class.

Student: No, uh , a bug flew in my eye and I am trying to suffocate it. 

Fac: (annoyed and tells) So let's start our class with revision of previous lessons.

Fac: The first question is, Where are the most lions found?

(Students thinking)

Tapu (raises his hand)

Fac: Yes tapu

Tapu:  Ma’am the most lions are found on a money note.

( all students laugh )

Fac: Ok, the next question is, which is the biggest city in the world?

(Students thinking)

Tapu: (raises his hand)

Fac: (annoyed) yes tapu.

Tapu: Electricity ma’am.

Fac: Ok, so from now on I will do cold call. Ok tapu.

(tapu laughs)

Fac: next question: ok so Arnee tell me where do we get vitamin C the most?

Arnee: ah ma’am, we get vitamin C from vitamin C’s tablet.

(Students laugh)

 Fac: Now no masti, be serious ok guys. Your exams are coming in a month or 2. So Arya say who killed Akbar?

Arya:  Ma’am maine nahi mara tha promise.

(Students laugh)

Fac: Shivaji maharaj, shivaji maharaj ne mara tha, please pay some attention in the classes.

Fac: The next question is for Nandan, who made taj mahal?

Nandan: Ah ma’am taj mahal to majdoor ne hi banaya tha.

Fac: You guys want to do masti, do it, now I am not taking the class you can leave.

(All people leave except 2)

(Kinkinie and krrish reuests ma’am for taking the class, ma’am says no and goes to the paresh and gada family)

Fac: Toh bapuji chaliye me apko hamare school ke principle se milate he.

Bapuji(Khichdi): Hansa, Praful tum logo ki bate ho gayi ho to hum principal se milne chale.

Praful: hum yaha he bapuji

Bapuji(TMKOC): Chal e jethiya.

 Scene 7 at VK’s office

Hansa: ( enter without permission and sits on a chair) Mein toh tisri baar thak gai bhaisab.

Bapuji:Are Hansa aese kisi ke office me nahi ghuste, knock karke ghuste he.

Hansa: Aye babuji yeh kisi ka office thodi he yeh to MLC ke principal ka office he.

Fac goes to VK and briefs him about the talk

VK: Toh kesa laga aapko hamara school.

Himanshu: E hum gire hi nahi to lagegi kese.

Bapuji:are himanshu wo puch rahe he ki school acha laga ke nahi

Praful : bapuji aisa to unhone bola hi nahi.. Aur accha ke bura to bola hi nahi..(he does his specific hand gesture.)

Himanshu: aur hume gadheda bolte hai.. Gogge!

everyone laughs at this, so on this bapuji gets furious

Bapuji: Kya bola ? Himanshuuuuu!

Hansa: Aye bapuji ! chhodo na .. aapko samj nahi aayga!

VK  gives a sympathetic expression  towards fac

VK: Everyone calm down, plz take a seat. So tell me do you wish to take an admission

Daya tells Jetha: Tapu ke papa tapu ka admission le let hai.

Jetha tells daya: Daya, thoda to dimag laga, tapu bigad jayega. Aur tu kya dodh dappan kar rahi he dobi.

Daya: Bapuji dekhiye na.

Bapuji: Jethia, bahu sahi kahe rahi hai, tapu ka admission kara lete hai, uska bhawishya sudhar jayega.

Jetha: Par bapuji.

Bapuji: Shhhhhhhhh.

VK: So kya karna hai admission le na hai ki nahi?

Himanshu: Jetha bhai le lo admission, hum bhi jayenge stadium tapu ko cricket khel te hua dekhne.

Hansa: Ha mujhe bhi stadium mein make up karke jana he Tapu Tapu chilane ke liye.

VK: Yeh sab ho gaya ho toh Tapu se puche use kya karna hai? Matlab admission uska hone wala hai toh usko decide karne de.

Jetha: Arrey par voh admission lena hi chahega na, wasie voh hai kaha

Everybody looks around

Tapu enter the room 

Jetha: Kidhar tha tu?

Tapu: Washroom gaya tha, yaha kya washroom Jane k liye bhi application deni padti he?

VK: take your seat Tapu. Tell me what projects will you do if you join MLC

Tapu: cricket related dialogue to be added

VK: sounds good. MLC looks like a good choice for you Tapu.

Jetha: To tapu, kya socha lena hai admission.

Tapu: Ha papa le lete hai.

Jetha: principal sahib kar dijiye

VK: Okay looks like you are all set for the year ahead. And you have gotten the admission

Hansa: Chaliye praful abhi jayshree bhabi kamvali dhundne gaye he, aur ghar khula hoga. Ae principal aapke paas koi kamvali hai kya

Bapuji: Are Hansa principal se aisa nahi puch te.

Hansa: thike babuji chaliye chaliye

Daya: Praful bhai, hansa bhen baad kaam vali ki baat karna. Abhi admisssion ki khushi ke moke pe garba hojaye, facilitator ben aye halo.(At this this the curtain closses)

The End

 

A script where I again was a writer of the script with my friends, this play was for creating awareness among everyone.

 Friend 1- Arya Shah

Friend 2- Shiv Bergi

Friend 3- Harsh Dalal

Harsh-  How many projects are you done with Arya ?

Arya- Projects toh aate jaatein rahenge, we have a whole term left for that but more importantly what’s the update on Sushant Singh Rajput ?

Shiv- Man ! that’s completely messed up ! Suicide to Murder case to Kangana to Rhea to NCB and what not ! Kuch toh gadbad hai Arya !

Arya-  So now you have become ACP Pradyuman ? (Laughs)

Harsh- Chinese products are also banned in India and other countries.

Shiv- China? Leave that , they are up to no good but are you watching the news at all ?

Arya- I watch R Bharat, and Arnab Goswami is always like - ‘Bharat isliye Jaanna jata hai’ ‘bharat uske liye janna jata hai’ and ‘The nation wants to know’ !

Harsh- By the way, have you heard that even during this pandemic, there are many competitive exams that are being held but not online ! 

Shiv- That’s alright but the real question is - “What does the nation want to know about ?”

Harsh- Hey Arya, any news on how many people tested positive today?

Arya- Harsh pleaseeeee ! not interested ! The nation wants DRAMA and they are getting it !

Shiv- btw, I heard that even Deepika Padukone has been called.

Arya- and even parties have started campaigning for justice to Sushant ! They even made stickers - “Na bhule hay, na bhulne denge”.

Harsh- I recently heard that there’s no data regarding the death of migrant workers and ..

Arya- Harsh ! who cares ? We are talking about a massive scandal ! Rhea Chakraborty , Mahesh Bhatt, Kangana, Deepika ! What else do you need ? 

Shiv- Seriously, ye Harsh bhi na ! such a spoilsport ! Yes Arya, please continue.

Arya- So Kangana Ranaut started to talk about nepotism in the film industry and I got to know that her house was demolished by some goons or something like that ! 

Shiv- I’ve heard about Feminism and Nationalism, but what is this Ne..po..tism ?

Harsh- looks like demolition and reconstruction is all that’s going on nowadays. Any update on  Ram Mandir ?

Shiv: Dude, chill ! Can’t you just participate in what we are talking about ! (pause) Arya, please explain.

Arya- So yes,Nepotism is when you favour your own relatives like friends,family or your known people. Think of Big B’s son ! Think of Tiger Shroff ! Think of Alia ! Think of Ranbir Kapoor ! and then think of Nawazuddin Siddiqui or Irrfan Khan or Rajkumar Rao or even SSR ! got it now ?

Shiv:Oh ok!But do you know that the whole case took a turn when NCB found out that this is now a drug case.Seriously, This looks like a game where different turns are happening with lots of surprises.

Harsh:Turnings in the games. Like th..

Arya:At last, Harsh got interested in this(Interrupting harsh)

Harsh: Interested in this ? Nope ! I was just going to speak on the decision of banning Chinese apps...

Arya:Harsh ! Because of you I forgot my point.

Harsh:I know what you were speaking about

Arya:What?

Harsh:PubG and chinese apps

Shiv:HARSHHHHHHHH!!!We were talking about the Drug case.

Arya:Yes.Rhea Chakraborty is now under NCB’s investigation related to Drug case.Many people are now in Drug cases like Deepika Padakoune,Shradha Kapoor,Sara Ali khan,Karan johar and many other superstars.

Shiv:After that it was told that many male superstars are also in an investigation.

Harsh -  If only you showed half the concern about justice for other things in addition to this saucy case. Heard about the Armenian-Azerbaijani skirmishes ?

Arya: Why would I care about something that is happening sooooo faaar away ? 

Harsh: mm..(awkward pause)..Okay ! Will tell you some interesting things and make you laugh:

Shiv:But we don’t want to laugh, ok for you we will laugh ha ha ha ha ha 

Harsh:But I have only two questions which are very easy: 1st Rasode me kaun that? And 2nd which song represents gadiwala? Add a third to that ! How are Mumbai Indians doing ?

Arya:Rasode me jo bhi tha and gadiwala kya leke aaya we don’t know but who murdered Sushant singh we will know.

Harsh:It was easy Arya and Shiv.It was Rashiben and Gadiwala aya ghar se kachra nikal.

Shiv: Don’t ask such lame questions!!!!!

Arya- Uthale re deva, utha le le re baba, merko nai re isko uthale re.

Shiv- (laughs)

Harsh: Oh, so I’m lame now ? (sarcastically) Arya see(Takes a pause and says) Shiv laughed at my joke.

Shiv: Excuse Me Harsh, I laughed at what Arya said.Who would laugh at whatever useless things you are saying ? CHYAAA(mocks) . But Arya, more importantly(stress), Who is to be blamed for Sushant’s death ? We can’t let that go in vain !

Harsh : You seem so concerned Shiv ! Was he your Chacha ? (mockingly) You people seem to let other things go in vain quite easily, don’t you think ?

Arya: (coughs loudly) Wait,who were we talking about ? Sushant ? NCB ?...(awkward pause ) Whatever..Shiv, who will be safe and who will not be ? Only time can tell. So Manyyy questions! (speaking like Arnab Goswami)

Shiv:But what’s the answer?

Harsh:But only 1 answer.Mumbai Indians will lift the IPL trophy 5th time and that too in Dubai by defeating CSK again.

Shiv:Mumbai, no chance it will be RCB as it has AB DE villiers, the best batsman,the best fielder,the best wicket keeper, one man army !

Arya:No KKR or SRH, Russell and Warner are the power hitters !

Shiv:RCB,RCB,RCB

Arya:We will know Shiv who will win but let's continue with our discussion ! I think that some politicians will also be jailed along with some actors !

Shiv: I think Rhea Chakravorty ! Rhea,Rhea,Rhea..(shouting)

Arya:No ! Karan johar.Karan,Karan,Karan (shouting) 

Shiv: Rheaaaaaa

Arya : Karannnnnn (together)

Harsh- (shouting loudly) Just Stop ! Will you ? None of you are actually concerned about this ! I tried to talk but it looks like freedom of speech is just a dream ! I forced myself to be funny as well but no ! All that you need is “SPICE” RIGHT ? (angrily till here)

(Change of tone) - ‘You want to talk about justice for Sushant Singh Rajput ,right ? Good, but what about the injustice towards the issues I mentioned about ? Probably you have forgotten that already.(mockingly). Don’t let the media distract you with ‘sensational’ news so that we forget to look at the right places altogether ! Don’t let anyone make you lose your voice of reason ! 

In order to know what’s really going on, don’t just stick to one channel and rely on that as “authentic” ! Don’t just...

Shiv : (interrupting Harsh) Baap Re, itna bada dialogueeee ? Skit ka rehearsal kar raha hai kya ? (laughs)

Arya : Shiv, wait, Harsh has a point though…

Harsh: FINALLY !!

[background music - AAJ KI TAAZA TAAZA KHABAR 

Shiv : Whaaaat ? Rhea Chakroborty has been granted bail !

Harsh and Arya:  OH NO !! NOT AGAIN !!!